100 Word Challenge


It is the year 2278 and the planet has been taken over by aliens.

” There are aliens outside our house” my friend Hamish cried.

“They mustn’t get in” I replied.

Then suddenly as the door slammed, I knew the aliens had made it in the house.

” Get to the attic fast” I screamed. We got to the attic and found hover boards and laser guns.

” I have an idea” I said. ” We make a lot of noise, use the hover boards to get up high and then we shoot the aliens”

So that’s what we did. We made lots of noise , flew up high and killed the aliens.


I was walking in the jungle and I came across a puddle. It covered the whole path so I couldn’t go around it. I got to the middle of the puddle and I fell right through. I looked around and I wasn’t in the jungle that I had been walking in. I was in a completly different world. There were lots of different daredevil stunts like: Jumping off a cliff; climbing up a cliff without a rope; swimming with sharks and jumping out of a plane without a parachute. I liked the new world but I wanted to get back home. I jumped into the puddle and I was back in my own world.

Joke Show


Welcome back to the Joke Show

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

 A: You put a little boogie in it

Q: Why was the cookie sad?

A: Because his mum was a wafer so long


Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was standing on the deck


Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

A: Because it’s two-tired


Q: How do clams call friends?

A: On their shellphones


Q: What did the duck say to the comedian?

A: You quack me up


Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: Because they are always stuffed


Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh


 Knock knock

Who’s there

Cows go

Cows go who

No cows go moo


Knock knock

Who’s there


Scott who

Scott nothing to do with you


Q: What jam can’t be eaten?

A: A traffic jam


Knock knock

Who’s there

The interrupting cow

The interrupting co…



Knock knock

Who’s there


Boo who

Don’t cry it’s only me


Knock knock

Who’s there

The little old lady

The little old lady who

I didn’t know you could yodel


That’s all folks!

See you next time!

Joke Show


   Welcome all to the one and only Joke Show!

Q: How do skeletons call their friends?

A: On the tellebone

Q: How did the cow cross the playground?

A: By moooving

 Knock Knock

Who’s There


Europe who (EuraPoo)

Your so rude


Q: What do you get when you cross a square and a circle?

A: a sqarecle


Q: What dance steps do cows do on the moon?

A: The moooon walk


Q: Why did the banana go to the docter?

A: Because it wasn’t peeling well


Q: Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill?

A: To get to the bottom


Q: What did the duck say to the human?

A: Do you have any quackers


Q: What do you call a dinosaur with sore feet?

A: My feetaresarus


Q: What do get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?

A: A frostbite



That’s All!

See You Next Time!