Joke Show

Welcome back to the Joke Show

Q: How do you make a tissue dance?

 A: You put a little boogie in it

Q: Why was the cookie sad?

A: Because his mum was a wafer so long

 

Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?

A: Because he was standing on the deck

 

Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

A: Because it’s two-tired

 

Q: How do clams call friends?

A: On their shellphones

 

Q: What did the duck say to the comedian?

A: You quack me up

 

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: Because they are always stuffed

 

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh

 

 Knock knock

Who’s there

Cows go

Cows go who

No cows go moo

 

Knock knock

Who’s there

Scott

Scott who

Scott nothing to do with you

 

Q: What jam can’t be eaten?

A: A traffic jam

 

Knock knock

Who’s there

The interrupting cow

The interrupting co…

Moooo

 

Knock knock

Who’s there

Boo

Boo who

Don’t cry it’s only me

 

Knock knock

Who’s there

The little old lady

The little old lady who

I didn’t know you could yodel

 

That’s all folks!

See you next time!

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