Welcome back to the Joke Show
Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
Q: Why was the cookie sad?
A: Because his mum was a wafer so long
Q: Why couldn’t the pirate play cards?
A: Because he was standing on the deck
Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it’s two-tired
Q: How do clams call friends?
A: On their shellphones
Q: What did the duck say to the comedian?
A: You quack me up
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they are always stuffed
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh
Cows go who
No cows go moo
Scott nothing to do with you
Q: What jam can’t be eaten?
A: A traffic jam
The interrupting cow
The interrupting co…
Don’t cry it’s only me
The little old lady
The little old lady who
I didn’t know you could yodel