The Joke Show Returns!

Welcome one welcome all to the amazing joke



Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

A: Nacho cheese

Q: Four elephants are walking on a stormy day. There is only 1 umbrella. None of them are wet. How is this possible.

A: Because it isn’t raining.

Q: Why do giraffes have such long necks?

A: Because their feet are smelly.

Q: What jam can’t you eat?

A: A traffic jam.

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?

A: Because they’re always stuffed.

Q: What room does a ghost not need?

A: A living room.

Q: What is a crocodiles favourite game?

A: Snap!

Q: What did the duck say to the comedian?

A: You quack me up. 

Q: What did the duck say to the person?

A: Do you have any quackers

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A: A fsh

Lots all for now. See you next time on the Joke


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