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Q: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese
Q: Four elephants are walking on a stormy day. There is only 1 umbrella. None of them are wet. How is this possible.
A: Because it isn’t raining.
Q: Why do giraffes have such long necks?
A: Because their feet are smelly.
Q: What jam can’t you eat?
A: A traffic jam.
Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: Because they’re always stuffed.
Q: What room does a ghost not need?
A: A living room.
Q: What is a crocodiles favourite game?
Q: What did the duck say to the comedian?
A: You quack me up.
Q: What did the duck say to the person?
A: Do you have any quackers
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh